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Hey, you knocked on the right door. 'Cause I'm what you're looking for today!

I can be a multi-faceted pleasure for you.. We can talk, laugh, find something in common. And also, I can be a sensual and sexy lady who deserves the attention of gentlemen

MY TURN ONS
- Guys who can find the Private button in free chat and the reload button in private chat
- Guys who understand that four buzzes and one small gift isn't enough to make me squirt, just like two kisses and a hug don't make me orgasm.
- Fast cars, long naps, hot summers, and good hair days
- Flowers, not grenades
- I love haters, because our favorite subject is me and I love the attention
- Patient, funny people who know exactly what they want in life, food, and pervy kinks
- People who understand that my pussy is indestructible. Do your worst! I DARE you to buzz it and break it
- People who understand that I'm 21. What was my age when you asked me three years ago? 21. What will it be next year? 21. I am immortal.
- My bed is a major turn on. Ohhh just the thought of having a long private and an even longer nap right after is a dream to me
- Pizza
- Air conditioning
- Putting things in my mouth. Why do you think I smoke so much? I can't have a dildo in there ALL the time.
- Secrets give me a tingly feeling. Tell me your deepest secrets in private and I'm pretty sure I can make something up, too
- People who become friends and get along in free chat make me feel really safe and sometimes buzz me nonstop for a joke. I love that. Except when I'm trying to drink something.- Breakfast
- People who say hi when I greet them. I swear I don't bite unless I'm either asked to or I'm inspired to.
- I have many favorite outfits )
- Wetting my flowers. You can interpret that however you like but I love flowers.
- Last, people who have actually read all of this and show me respect. You're the real heroes.

Top 10 worst things said in free chat (and my answers for
all of them):
1 - "Can you call me daddy?" - If that's what
the police needs for me to single you out in a lineup, sure.
2 - "I have my cam on. Why aren't you getting naked?"
- Please put some underwear on. We're in free chat and
you might be too dumb to be here.
3 - "I would love to fly you out to meet me. I have lots
of money." - I like it, but we should take it slow. Let's
spend a day together in pvt, and then if I like it I'll
consider it. A whole day. Eight hours. In pvt. And I get to
sleep for part of it
4 - "You know you shouldn't smoke." - I also
shouldn't hit you with a hammer, but the smoking relaxes
me and prevents me from doing random acts
5 - "Do you want to go to pvt?" - When you go to a
restaurant, do you ask yourself if you want to eat?
6 - "Do you pee or poo?" - I enjoy doing it in the
privacy of my own bathroom without an audience, especially
after a good meal
7 - "Do you squirt?" - Look at my name again. Notice
how it doesn't say Kitendoesn'tsquirtt?
8 - "Are those tits real?" - Of course not. I take
them off when you're not looking.
9 - "If you show me ass, I'll take you to pvt."
- Dear, you just showed me you're an ass. Now take me
pvt anyway
10 - "Have you ever had a 10 inch cock?" - No, I
haven't. I guess we have something in common, don't
we?
11 - "If I pay for private, and if you are comfortable with this, can I watch you gag yourself really hard with your finger while your completely naked?" - I am not comfortable with this. And by "this", I don't mean you paying for private.
12 - "Show me something and make me hard bb" - Oh dear. Hard?
You're already difficult.

13.dick is better than smoking" - You're totally right. When I light the balls on fire, everything smells like bacon
14."What's your favorite role play?" - I play a sleepy and hungry model, you play a rich man with a sleeping fetish.
15."Can I see your pussy?" - How the hell do I know what your eyes can see? Do you have x-ray vision? I don't know.
16."Do you have any toys?" - I have a ball, and a hula hoop, and a frisbee, and both Barbie and Ken. Ken has no genitals. Remind you of someone?
17. "You look like you're hiding some perfect tits." My tits are up front with my personality. They're not hiding. Your wallet is hiding in your back pocket"

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